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Jan 31, 2026

I was looking at my multiplying wine bottles, the routine where one bottle becomes twenty and your table looks like a recycling bin. I’ve had this set in storage for almost twenty years, ever since Tannen’s Magic Camp, and I realized I don’t multiply them anymore. I just move them from box to box and blow off dust. Once a staple of every cruise-ship act, the multiplying bottles have aged worse than Mickey Rourke.

So why not repurpose them as a pseudo disappearing bottle routine? Essentially, a bottle-in-bag, but using the multiplying bottle gimmicks.

I start with a single wine bottle and a brown paper bag. Unknown to the audience, there’s also a small, sealed bottle of champagne already inside.

I place the wine bottle into the bag, remove one shell, and casually drop it into my case.

I snap my fingers and another bottle appears in the bag.

I repeat this sequence several times.

Same action, same rhythm. Each time, the bottles get lighter. Each time, one less shell exists in the world.

For the ending, I remove the final wine bottle, put it away, and say, “I’m actually more of a champagne guy.” I reach into the bag, pull out the champagne, and crush the bag flat.

No more bottles. No bag. Different drink.